I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
She announced her abortion via fbk
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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