Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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