that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
