I want to walk on stilts...naked
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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