Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Randomize
