I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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