"it" just moved
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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