It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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