there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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