dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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