I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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