So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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