Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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