found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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