Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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