Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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