Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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