does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
