My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
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