Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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