i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
