U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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