I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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