I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
