Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
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