No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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