so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
is that a dick in a sweater?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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