therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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