as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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