Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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