wrigley field is MILF paradise
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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