We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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