i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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