discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I said "one day" and that day is not today
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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