i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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