Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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