I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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