i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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