no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Is it penis luge time yet?
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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