I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Houston, we have a blender
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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