Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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