yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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