so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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