I'm drive I can fine osifer
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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