come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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