I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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