the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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