Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Randomize
