i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Duck Duck Cougar?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Randomize
