So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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